Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Dear Mom,
I'm still sick. Even more achey than yesterday, mostly in my legs. Well, to be truthful from my buttcheeks down. I took time in the steamer, a couple motrin, and convinced Ron to rub my butt. You know you're sick when even an ass rub is no fun.
Love,
Ruth

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dear Ruth,

I'm soooo sorry... It sounds like a weird flu to have hit your butt. Maybe all your leg muscles are just having a rip-tear after walking all over NYC. And surely your blisters are still there, right? I think you need someone to say poor baby a lot and keep rubbing the parts that aren't too achy.

Is your digestion doing ok?

I wish I were able to help you feel better. Hope you get a good night's sleep and feel more like a happy butt in the morning. Please try and eat nourishing stuff--- some broth would be a good way to start.

How's the communal cough?

Love, mom