Dear Mom, This is actually the real reason I lost the crankies on the 4th. How can you beat the Baby Scrambler? How can I get one of my own?
Just joking. Love, Ruth
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Dear Ruth,
Probably would be easier to get a baby than the scrambler, but it might be possible to locate both in less than a year.
The thing is, once you had the baby scrambler you'd need something other than Jack and Tucker to put in it. Jack would barf and poop, and Tucker would go to sleep so you would never know if he really liked it or not. The baby scrambler definitely would need BABIES.
And yeah, babies barf and poop too, but they laugh like there's no tomorrow. (Except this crew, they seem to be riding business class.)
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Dear Ruth,
Probably would be easier to get a baby than the scrambler, but it might be possible to locate both in less than a year.
The thing is, once you had the baby scrambler you'd need something other than Jack and Tucker to put in it. Jack would barf and poop, and Tucker would go to sleep so you would never know if he really liked it or not. The baby scrambler definitely would need BABIES.
And yeah, babies barf and poop too, but they laugh like there's no tomorrow. (Except this crew, they seem to be riding business class.)
Love,
mom
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