Remember how Noemi got us a videogame, the Nintendo Wii, for Christmas but every store was sold out? Well, when Ron and I went to Rochester on Friday, we finally found one. It has been far from the only thing we've been doing the last two days, but:
Really, really bad.
Love,
Ruth
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Dear Ruth,
I am trying to think positively about the 'everything in here hurts', and assume it has something to do with the Ninendo Wii? What have you been playing on it--- tennis?? killer ping pong?? swinging from the trees?
Don't leave me hanging.
Love, mom
ps that's a funny illustration, by the way-- as long as it isn't true.
Dear Mom,
Oh, no. It's true. Ron hurts too. We've been bowling, playing tennis, baseball, and golf. But the total muscle-killer is boxing. (And these are just the free games that come with the system.) Ron just whined from the other room, "Ruth, my arm hurts. Arm hurts!" Now, if they can just develop the same kind of sensors that go around your ankles, you could do all sorts of games involving your legs...
At this point I'm going to have Wii upper body, and still a soft butt.
Love,
Ruth
Dear Ruth,
Well for goodness sake. It's no longer a case of just throwing your thumbs out of joint playing video games? Now you can enjoy that feeling over your entire body? Is this progress, or what??!
I saw a picture of a body building woman who had huge bulging muscles in areas that were never meant to have them. She would not have a soft butt.
Soft butts are firm enough to be enjoyed by those who get turned on by girlie parts, so not to worry. At this point, it sounds like Ron would appreciate anything soft.
Don't buy any more games for the Wii. You have a full monty of pain in the ones you already have....
Try Aspercreme.
Love, mom
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